Hey Mama, Welcome to the Sixties

My current bathroom reader, Superman in the Sixties, is an astounding collection of tales from the Man of Steel's Silver Age. It's here that many of the wackier elements of his mythos were introduced. But what I never realized before is just how many incredible super-powers were wielded here by Superman and his supporting cast that have rarely been seen since.

Super-exposition
Lex Luthor sure has some thoroughly explanatory thoughts, huh? At least that's what occurred to me as I was reading this paperback volume that generally rests atop my toilet bowl in my small, tiled room that I use for bathing and pooing.

Super-creepiness
Um...gross. My sister agreed as I helped her get her bra on.

Super-douchebaggery
Al Gore, it ain't the auto manufacturers. Astorians, it ain't Con Edison. No, the oppressive heat is all due to that cunt Supergirl and those blasted Legion of Super-Heroes.